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Fans Of Fat Guys Wearing Bondage Gear Should Like This New Anarchy Reigns Character

At one point I had thought Anarchy Reigns would have a rather small character roster but that obviously isn’t the case since we have yet another character reveal. Joining the revolver legged Durga will be Oinkie, a rotund chap that looks like he’s ready to party at an underground S&M joint.  His name and appearance may make him sound like a complete chump, but as we’ve seen in other video games over the last few years portly guys aren’t pushovers and Oinkie definitely has a few tricks.

Unlike the other combatants in Anarchy Reigns that are cyborgs or ninjas, Oinkie has a few special abilities that set him apart.  Aside from the almost constant jiggle of his stomach, Oinkie’s melee based combat can be enhanced by a roll attack ability that almost makes him look like Sonic – at least if Sonic was fat and green.  But on top of beating people with his meaty fists or rolling on people, Oinkie can go all Bane on us and become a giant green beast that easily is triple his normal size.  Going from a fat man to a giant creature that looks like the Lizard wearing S&M gear may sound like a bit much but that’s just the general wackiness that Anarchy Reigns has to offer.

Oinkie isn’t really hitting the same chord with me as Durga did but I still think he’s a cool character and at least we don’t have a space marine on the roster.  Platinum Games has never quite put a number on how many characters will be in Anarchy Reigns and when I saw the game in action the Sega Japan producer wouldn’t comment on that or if we’ll see characters surface via DLC.  So maybe four more characters will join Oinkie and the rest of the Anarchy Reigns cast or maybe we’ll get a chick in bondage gear that can transform into a killer panther.